Monday, June 1, 2009

Sona si latine loqueris*

Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit - I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken

Semper idem - Always the same thing.

Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi? - Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you?

Tum podem extulit horridulum - You are talking shit

Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - There goes my beeper!

Absum! - I'm outta here!

Spero nos familiares mansuros - I hope we'll still be friends

Ascendo tuum - Up yours

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear

Tu, rattus turpis! - You dirty rat!

Vacca foeda - Stupid cow Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! - May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

*I don't speak Latin, but I can look it up on the internet. I'm good at that.


coyote said...

Est ut ariena in vestri auris, vel es vos iustus laetus video vidi visum mihi?

Jen G said...

@ coyote - Ego orator ex tempore

coyote said...

Ma'am, that Latin machine translator thingie you've got is even wierder than the Offishul Pirate Talk Dictionary...

Jen G said...

superficies penitus, ergo sum

...or something

Jen G said...

Coyote, gaawiin gigii-kikenimisiinoon bananas.
Ninoondawaa waawaashkeshi.

coyote said...

Ojibwa is all well and good, ma'am, but a little too far-eastern for us coyotes. I'm more of a Blackfooty kind of yowler...