Thursday, December 23, 2010

Bad Girl's Guide* to Christmas and New Years

1. Put money in your Christmas shopping budget so that you can buy presents for yourself as well as others.

2. Shop early and shop often.

3. Shop late and shop with desperation.

4. Don't forget the wrapping paper.  But if you do, claim you are environmentally-motivated.

5. Eggnog is for suckas.  Break out the tequila.

*The usual disclaimer.

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